November 2008
4 posts
Dude, if I get raped and robbed tonight, I’m in Hotel Rosa Del Mar, room...
– You can tell people are really worried when they start leaving bread crumbs for someone to follow. I’ll hopefully be getting lost in bad places soon enough also….Don’t worry bro, I’ll see ya there.
Hey, you look like the guy from Cash Cab.
– TSA security guy who thought my sweatshirt looked too puffy so decided to frisk me.
How to pretend like you give a $#!7 about the election. (Yes, I really voted, but why lose your sense of humor over it?)